the epic trilogy
Phil, give him a hug. He’s in crisis
WHY IS THIS SO FRUSTRATING
People are under no obligation to call you your prefered pronouns. Be thankful for the ones that do.
i hope that everyone forever refers to you only as “piece of shit,” and they’re all nonchalant about it like that’s just what you’re supposed to be called, and when you tell them that you don’t like being called that, they just show you a printed out version of this post.
if you’re ever sad just remember that dean winchester has worn pink satin panties and he liked it
HIS CUTENESS LITERALLY SCARES ME LIKE HOW DID YOU GET THAT CUTE WHO DID YOU SACRIFICE TO SATAN TO BE THAT CUTE
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy